I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
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