He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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