No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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