who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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