She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I would fuck him just for his dog
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