Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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