i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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