Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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