I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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