I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I have post one night stand depression
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