my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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