i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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