i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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