i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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