But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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