Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Randomize
