i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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