i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
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