Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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