I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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