Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
