If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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