i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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