ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
Randomize