I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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