How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Randomize
