i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
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