Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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