You just made me feel so damn special
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
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