GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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