Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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