She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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