Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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