It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Come share oat with me in your robe
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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