Someone shit on the floor
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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