woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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