shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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