Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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