You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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