how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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