We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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