Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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