he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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