So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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