Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Boobs are out for the taking
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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