She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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