Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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