I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
My dick has a subreddit
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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