i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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