so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I take back everything I said about communal showers
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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