I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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