it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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