apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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