pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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