Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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